Can we really afford another economic crisis? Can't we just use one of the old ones?
Karate seems like a good skill to have if you're ever attacked by a stack of boards.
Before I tweet I pause for a millisecond. Then think "screw it" and press the send button. Thank God I'm not in charge of missiles.
Just called Rosetta Stone customer service and had to press 47 for English.
Today's paycheck has more deductions than a Sherlock Holmes story.
I wish mosquitoes sucked fat and not blood.
Though accurate, "I Need Sleep Or I'll Kill You," doesn't have quite the same ring as "Beauty Rest."