Math problems are the only time two trains can be speeding towards each other, and no one is concerned.
Like you've never tried using the Force to reach the remote...
Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is no one runs in your family.
I can't imagine how pissed off the crocodile community must of been when they heard how Steve Irwin died. That's like the french killing Osama.
A Dunkin Donuts employee in Rockaway was arrested for hooking during her shifts. Still, I'll be avoiding the creme filled donuts for now.
Man, I'm getting fat. I don't know how eating all this food is helping those starving kids in Africa but I'm doing my part.
What the heck needed cutting so urgently that people were running with scissors in the first place?