A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed
We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies but he hopes he'll never have to use it.
Drunk drivers will blow past a stop sign. Stoned drivers will stop and wait for it to turn green.
I wonder if Tiger Woods' parents met at a Black Thai affair.
I tried to bring sexy back, but I didn't have a receipt.
C'mon Pac-Man, make her a Mrs. already!
My family's Coat of Arms ties at the back.