Sad to see Borders closing. It was a neat place to hang out before going home and buying books off Amazon.
I know you're not a baby but it'd be weird to stroke your back while you cry saying "Aw, its gonna be alright full grown adult"
Relationships should never be more complicated than a secret handshake.
"Jesus Chris" is what I'm wriing from now on. If he were to ever come back, I doub he'd want to see ANYHING that resembled a cross.
Thinking no one is home, a robber breaks into a house, finding the owners in bed watching TV. "What's your name?" he says menacingly to the wife at gunpoint. E-E-Elizabeth," she says. This is your lucky day,he says. I can't shoot anyone named Elizabeth, that was my mom's name. He turns to the husband. What's your name? My name's Harry, but everyone calls me Elizabeth.
The hardest part about going to Hypochondriacs Anonymous is admitting that you don't have a problem.
If Voldemort is such a powerful wizard, why can’t he conjure up a new nose?