"Who?" - Dyslexic Indian <br /> "How?" - Dyslexic Owl
It's strange that Kermit was the Muppet who sang "It ain't easy being green" and not Oscar, the filthy homeless one.
Sure, beep at me when my car breaks down. The horn might transform me into a magical unicorn that hauls it away.
The "Terms and Conditions" could hold the cure to cancer, but nobody would know, because we never read it!
"Gettin' Jiggy With It" is my favorite hip-hop song about Irish folk dancing.
The documentary on Edgar Allen Poe should be named "That's So Raven".
I just figured out why I'm overweight! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says "For extra volume and body". I'm going to start using "Dawn" dish soap. It says " Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove".