ZYuppi
It must be extremely hard to be a Nigerian lawyer who specializes in international inheritance law.
"If you buy it, you break it." - Piñata Stores
Kristian Alekov
If you get a loan at the bank you’ll be paying it back for 30 years. If you rob a bank it’ll be 10 years. Follow me for more financial advice.
Going paperless at the office is causing problems in the bathrooms.
Grey hair is your body's warning that you are low on toner.
Xyuppi
I need a tax person who’s not afraid of prison.
Kristian Alekov
I accidentally changed my GPS voice to “Male”. Now it just says “it’s around here somewhere, just keep driving”.