ZYuppi
Why do people use the phrase "work like a dog"? I wish I worked like my dog. I would sleep 18 hours a day.
Xyuppi
I am size Medium but with size XXL I can breath better.
Xyuppi
Roadside sobriety tests are getting ridiculous. Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet..
ZYuppi
Everything I know about the Kardashians, I learned against my will.
We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they'e not.
Xyuppi
I tried to use Beef Stew as my computer password but apparently it wasn’t “stroganoff”
Xyuppi
The only difference between the New Matrix movie and the old ones is that the Red & Blue pills are now suppositories