Xyuppi
You know you bought the right fireworks when the guy running the stand gives you a “high four”
Xyuppi
It’s July and almost 100 degrees. Walmart should be putting out the Christmas stuff out any day now.
Xyuppi
A man had an accident while playing Peekaboo. He’s currently in the ICU
ZYuppi
Jury Duty is where the government calls you when they want and says, "Hey Bro, we need you to solve a murder, here's $15.00."
Xyuppi
WalMart is giving away free school clothes to anyone that can outrun security
We used to experiment with launching monkeys into space. Now it is CEOs. Progress.
A big nose is no excuse to not wear a mask. I still wear pants.