An overnight earthquake has completely wiped out Etchisketchistan.
Xyuppi
I am not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
ZYuppi
DWI attorneys would be smart to buy ad space on Taco Bell hot sauce packets.
How I see dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Chihuahua, Pekingese, Poodle, Pug. How I see cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
2,000 mockingbirds is 2 kilomockingbirds
ZYuppi
I have OCD and ADD. Which means everything has to be perfect, but not for very long.
ZYuppi
I was being sincere when I told my friends their baby looks like a movie star...I just failed to mention that the kid looks like E.T.