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#17685
We all get busy and we sometimes don't fin
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#17687
ZYuppi
We can land a robotic remote control exploratory vehicle on Mars with exact precision, but I'm still struggling to get this vending machine to take my wrinkled dollar.
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#17688
Florida
My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake. Now it’s syncing.
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#17689
Cats always look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport.
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#17690
ZYuppi
Alicia Keys' "girl on fire" would make an awesome background jingle for a Summer's Eve commercial.
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#17691
Here are 5 things you should know about me: #1. I’m very secretive
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#17692
Just got my first shot and going to get another one just as soon as I can get the waitresses attention.
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