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#17660
I was playing air drums to Rush in my car and lost a stick out the window. I had to change over to Def Leppard.
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#17661
Xyuppi
Just give the Hedge Funds a 600 dollars check. They will be fine.
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Xyuppi
I’m tired of people complaining about $7.00 dollars beers, $10.00 dollars parking, and $20.00 dollars cover charge. Don’t like the prices? Stop coming to my house.
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#17663
Has anybody actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life?
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#17664
I'm a social vegan, I'm avoiding meets.
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#17665
Xyuppi
Just did my own taxes. I should be in jail by Friday
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#17667
I love contactless delivery. They just throw the slop at your door and I run out like a little pig.
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