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Xyuppi
Farting under the covers it’s not longer a “Dutch oven”. It has become a COVID test. If you can smell or taste it, you’re negative.
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Xyuppi
We have a $740+ BILLION defense budget and the rest of the world just watched our Capitol get stormed by the cast rejects of Duck Dynasty.
Dear Congress: Just turn off the lights, lock the doors and remain quiet... just like our schools have been doing the last decade
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ZYuppi
If you have to guess what a commercial is selling, it's always perfume.
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ZYuppi
Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it's only Wednesday...
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Kristian Alekov
The rest of the world is watching America like America watched Tiger King.
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Kristian Alekov
They say we can have gatherings with up to 8 people without issues. I don’t even know 8 people without issues.
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