What do you call a Christmas wreath made with $100 bills? Aretha Franklins
Kristian Alekov
House warming parties are the number one cause of homelessness in the Eskimo community.
Kristian Alekov
You think 2020 is bad, wait until it turns ‘21 and starts drinking.
Xyuppi
My floors are so clean you can eat off of them. Look there is a Dorito there and some Cheerios under the couch...
Xyuppi
Shout out to all the dads who got chores list cleverly disguised as Home Depot gift cards for Christmas
Xyuppi
I just called my bank and told them I want to find 11,780 more dollars in my account by tomorrow and that they counted wrong.
Why should I trust the toothpaste recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists when they're the ones who make money fixing people's teeth?