I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD. It cuts like a knife
Kristian Alekov
What do you call a hen who can count her own eggs? A mathemachicken
[inventor of teapot] “I want this water to scream."
Xyuppi
This is the first year my family isn’t getting together for Thanksgiving due to Covid. Normally we don’t get together because we hate each other
In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six. One of them isn't Happy.
By the time we can have a drink in a bar again, Captain Morgan will be an Admiral.
I switched all the labels on the Spice rack..... I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.