Since drinking hasn’t killed me yet, I can only assume it’s making me stronger...
ZYuppi
It's great to hear from an old friend you haven't spoken to in a while...if only to remind yourself why you don't talk to them.
ZYuppi
The average Apple employee works 6 hours a day longer than an Apple battery.
Florida
Feels like the whole country is on Maury waiting to find out who’s the father.
Xyuppi
If your election lasts more than 48 hours, seek medical attention
Florida
I could be wrong, but I think the only way Trump is going to get to 270 is by losing about 50 pounds
Xyuppi
2020 is what happens when you mix your Tarot deck with Cards Against Humanity