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No mask on your face You big disgrace Spreading your germs all over the place. Freddie Mercury,
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Kristian Alekov
Congratulations to the Astronauts that left Earth today. Good choice.
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Kristian Alekov
I bet Canada feels like they are living in the apartment above a Meth Lab.
I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it. If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
Some vampires might get addicted to alcoholics.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.
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I hate it when I see some old person and then I realize we went to high school together.
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