Ever wonder how many news reporters, reporting from home, aren't wearing pants?
Xyuppi
I need to social distance myself from the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.
Xyuppi
Kim Jon Un is the type of leader to fake his death then punish everyone that celebrated.
Xyuppi
I love getting cute morning texts like “your order has been shipped“
Florida
Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today, and nextday.
If you want to impress me with your car, it had better be a food truck.
If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you probably still are.