Anyone know where I can get plastic eggs big enough to hide hand sanitizer in?
Does anybody else's car get 4 weeks to the gallon?
Florida
Having some states lockdown, and some states not lockdown is like having a peeing section in the pool.
ZYuppi
Sometimes I wonder if I could get away with murder, but then I remember I can’t even eat pancakes without getting syrup all over me.
Florida
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe
Florida
When the virus is over I still want some of you to stay away from me.
Quarantine tip: you never have to loosen your pants if you never wear any.