We are about two weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color.
The bank teller was wearing a mask, so I gave her all my money.
Xyuppi
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately, that when I pee it cleans the toilet bowl.
Florida
AFTER ISOLATION..... Friend: Where's your husband? Wife: In the garden. Friend: I didn't see him. Wife: You need to dig a little.
I would listen to Bill Gates when he talks about CoronaVirus, he has been dealing with viruses since Windows 95.
Hey folks, don't forget to run out and get your Powerball tickets tonight. The jackpot is up to a 24 pack roll of Charmin.
My prediction of the “hot jobs” in about a year. Obstetricians, divorce lawyers and fitness trainers