If you can’t be a good example, be a terrible warning.
Every time I start to think that Facebook might be alright after all, I get 30 Farmville requests.
Saw a monarch butterfly today, what made it special is that it was the first time it wasn't stamped on top of a strippers ass.
When I get overly proud of America, I simply remember that in 1999 we made Mambo No. 5 a number one hit.
Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
I think Father's Day should be celebrated with the activity that made us fathers.
I live in fear that one day the real "World's Greatest Dad" is going to show up to reclaim his rightful mug.