Xyuppi
The reason stores are running out of toilet paper is because when one person sneezes the other 100 poop themselves.
This will probably be the St Patrick's Day with the least DUI's ever.
I’m not going to post anything else about toilet paper, I’m pretty wiped out from it..
I hadn’t planned on giving this much up for Lent!
Florida
Today's drink: The Quarantini. It's a regular martini, but you drink it alone in your house.
Xyuppi
We are about three weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color.
Florida
To go to the grocery store, they said a mask and some gloves would be fine. They lied! Everyone else had on clothes!