Somewhere in the world Howie Mandel is walking around with full body Hazmat Suit.
Xyuppi
John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive. Apparently he had chills that were multiplying.
Xyuppi
Before Coronavirus, I'd cough to cover a fart. Now I fart to cover a cough
If a virus ever originates in my area, I’m guessing it will be called the “Pabst Blue Ribbon” virus.
Xyuppi
April’s fool day is cancelled this year as no made up prank could matched the unbelievable stuff happening in the real world right now.
Nine months from now a boom of babies will be born, and we will call them Coronials!
Florida
You know that stash of fast food napkins in your glove box? It’s about to be their time to shine.