My grief counselor just died. I really don’t care. I guess we made progress.
You picture a lot more hair when you hear "Hair" as opposed to hearing "Hairs".
Can we just call the Chinese Corona Virus Kung Flu?
Saying someone has a dry sense of humor implies the existence of wet senses of humor.
Bees build homes with their mouths and defend with their butts. Spiders build homes with their butts and defend with their mouths.
Xyuppi
I set my clock ahead to prevent being late but all it really did is sharpen my skills of subtraction.
Xyuppi
I set my alarm extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to get up.