A penny saved is more than a penny earned, because a penny earned is taxed.
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According to Pinterest, I'm severely under-utilizing mason jars.
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Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. Once it’s on you, it’s there forever.
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Any man that believes women are "the weaker sex," has never tried to reclaim his half of the blankets on a cold winter's night...
The name Pinball would also be a perfect name for Bowling.
The problem with driving an old air-cooled Volkswagen bus is kids keep mistaking it as an ice cream truck, and the worst part is it's so slow they could almost catch you.
Canadian bacon is just ham that's apologizing for not being bacon.