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After winning the game I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on TV, but apparently that's not OK in Bowling.
I tried creating a Solipsism club. Unfortunately, we were never able to pass any rules because we couldn't be sure any motion had more than one vote.
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People get mad at the teenagers trick or treating when the real freeloaders are the parents with the infants.
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Xyuppi
‪Im doing crunches twice a day now. Captain in the in the morning and Nestle in the afternoon ‬
How are turkeys ever awake with all of that tryptophan in them?
Good camo pants are hard to find.
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Xyuppi
Just to be clear. The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.
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