Xyuppi
I remember when I was a kid you could go to the store with 1 dollar and come home with 3 bags of chips, 2 candy bars and a cold drink. Now, they have cameras everywhere.
Necromancers are just healers with bad timing.
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds really fun if you don't know what either of those two things are.
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.
Jon
Struggling to get your spouse's attention? Just sit down and look comfortable.
Xyuppi
The SPCA needs to open a bar. I know a ton of guys that bring home dogs from the bar.
Xyuppi
It's been 6 months since I joined a gym and still no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to find out what's really going on.