ZYuppi
Sex-ed classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for six straight hours while watching The Wiggles on repeat.
Xyuppi
If you think your boss is stupid, remember, you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Xyuppi
Random Fact of the Day: The phrase "the truth shall set you free" does not apply to murder.
I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.
For the suicidal, procrastination is a survival skill.
Florida
I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tire and then roll me down a hill. They were good years.
ZYuppi
If you found your wife or husband on a dating website, it’s only romantic if it isn’t 3 years after you got married.