Xyuppi
I was bitten by a mosquito last night. Bet that little bastard is pretty hung-over today
Thermometers are just speedometers for atoms.
I appreciate when employees label their food in the fridge so I know who to thank.
It's ok if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
ZYuppi
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face, I get concerned about her disproportionate body shape...
ZYuppi
This Summer, live a little and drop an unwrapped Baby Ruth candy bar in someone’s swimming pool.
Kristian Alekov
If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck!