Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man sticks his location inside a woman's destination to increase the population for the next generation do you understand my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
Using Latin phrases to sound smart is my modus operandi.
The birds outside are chirping they seem to know its going to be a good day...oh wait..one just got hit by a car..figures.
Baby is now 4 days past due date. Now I’m afraid he’s been warned by our other kids.
I can have any woman I please. So far, I haven't pleased any of them.
Today I sent out a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" 12 people called me...I need smarter friends.
There is always a little truth behind every “Just kidding” A little knowledge behind “I don’t know” A Little emotion behind “I don’t care.”