They're remaking Pet Sematary, A horror classic about resurrecting things that should stay dead...
Florida
I thought my dryer was shrinking my clothes, it turned out it was the refrigerator.
ZYuppi
Facebook is like a nude beach. Everybody lets everything hang out, and you really don't want to see a lot of it...
I have a bumper sticker that says 'Honk If You Think I'm Sexy' so I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself!
ZYuppi
A friend asked me why scuba divers always fall backwards into the water. I told him if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat.
When an alien race conquers the Earth, the term "Human Resources" will sound a lot more terrifying.
The word "Supernatural" is the opposite to the phrase "super natural"