Most of being a dad is just remembering to say “hustle” instead of “hurry.”
I've been meaning to buy more post-it notes, but I can't think of a way to remind myself...
Scientists who want to discover faster than light travel should study cats when they hear the sound of a can opener.
ZYuppi
Most meteorologists are men. That's why when they say we're going to get 8-10" inches of snow, we usually only get 3"or 4" inches...
At a recent interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure, I replied the Queen/Bowie version or the Vanilla Ice knock off?
Florida
February 22, 2022 (2/22/22 Falls on a Tuesday. We'll be able to call it 2's day!
If you wear camouflage clothing in public it does the exact opposite of what it's supposed to do.