#1 dad mugs must become really controversial in a same sex marriage.
Xyuppi
If you lawyer has a cowboy hat or a pony tail, you're going to jail.
If you could hear people's thoughts, the gym would sound like angry kindergarten: lots of people straining hard to count to a relatively low number.
ZYuppi
Ironically, abbreviation is an unnecessarily long word.
Remember the episode when Aunt Becky and Uncle Jesse were involved in a pre-school admissions scandal? I guess life does imitate art.
Diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don’t wear any.
Xyuppi
I need a tax person who’s not afraid of prison.