A word to the wise Isn't necessary. It's the stupid ones that need the advice.
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Bros before hoes... unless the hoes have no clothes
We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
If you teach sex ed, it's good to tell kids the feelings they're having are normal, but funnier to single one out and mouth "Except yours."
If tried, I hope Weiner gets a stiff sentence.