Xyuppi
My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji.
Xyuppi
I use a blender to make protein shakes in my office every day. That way when I use it to mix up a pitcher of margaritas no one even notices.
ZYuppi
Chuck E Cheese's are just casinos for little kids...
Xyuppi
Just opened my Electric bill and my Water bill at the same time. I was shocked
ZYuppi
If you fill a Whoopee cushion with gravy it adds a great new twist to a classic practical joke.
I don't know what I'd do without Facebook. But I'm sure it would be something more productive.
Showers are just big sinks, and we're the dishes.