As a kid you avoid swearing in front of adults. As an adult you avoid swearing in front of kids.
My debit card is starting to feel like a gift card. "Not sure how much is on this, but we'll give it a try."
Xyuppi
It would be awesome if we had an alarm clock that puts us to sleep instantly at a certain time instead of waking us up.
Xyuppi
Every time I go to Taco Bell I get diarrhea. Perhaps next time, I should get tacos.
It may be time to start exercising . Halfway up this flight of stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying for the summit tomorrow.
Being an adult is eating the crust not because you like it, but because you paid for it.
Xyuppi
Coffee keeps me busy until it’s acceptable to drink wine.