Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.
When I was a kid I used to have an imaginary friend, but now thanks to Facebook and I have hundreds of them!
Clark Kent would be identified as Superman pretty fast if he ever accidentally pushed a pull door.
So do we all have the same automatic spell checker? Or am I his only Facebook friend?
Xyuppi
The liquor store clerk just wished me a Merry Christmas. As if he wasn't going to see me 5 more times before then.
Wal-Mart will be closed on Christmas so both cashiers can be with their families
ZYuppi
The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for half an hour.