He's 19 and you're 13. That's not dating hun, that's babysitting.
‘No offense but..’ is a quick way to say ‘I don’t want to argue with you, but I think you’re a moron’
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windshield, it said 'Parking Fine.'
I have this habit of sorting people I know into a Hogwarts house.
Dear future husband, When you propose to me, please don't put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat it.
I think Lebron should get married. That's the only way he is going to get a ring.
The problem with always dating "bad boys" is that they rarely turn into "good men"...