Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning, or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked.
impatient student: let’s wrap this up sex ed teacher: that’s the general idea, yeah.
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it at all on Facebook.
Xyuppi
Snow in November happens because people prematurely decorate for Christmas.
NASCAR would be more fun to watch if Hot Wheels designed the tracks.
Cyberbilly
Thanksgiving tip #23: Call your Dad now and ask him what the password is for his WIFI so he has time to find the little piece of paper it's written on before Thanksgiving.
Cyberbilly
You know you are old when people start telling you how young you look.