Xyuppi
So many people are obsessed with vampires these days. Who needs vampires when a mortgage and a job are enough to suck the life out of you?
Young people will wait longer in a self-scan isle at the grocery store so they don’t have to deal with humans, but old people will wait longer in a regular lane so they don’t have to deal with computers.
We are very lucky that out of all the bodily functions that could have been contagious we got yawning.
Xyuppi
Every time I buy a pack of toilet paper it's money down the toilet.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died. The service will be held at 350 for about 20 minutes.
Baking bread basically involves creating a rich and warm environment for a species to thrive and then initiating a mass extinction event.
Xyuppi
I was going to cross the fence to see if the grass was greener on the other side. but all I learn was that the fence was electric.