My wife calls our waterbed the dead sea.
I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil.
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I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
Any person can be nice to my face, but it takes a real friend to be nice behind my back.
My next-door neighbors recently got divorced for religious reasons -- he thought he was God and she didn't.