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I got the death stare today when my mechanic asked if I wanted my tires rotated and I was like, "No thanks, I'm pretty sure they do that all by themselves while I'm driving"
I'm pretty sure most people who walk around with ear pods in aren’t listening to anything and just don’t want anyone to talk to them.
Thanks to synonyms "Forgive me Father for I have sinned," and "Sorry Daddy, I've been naughty," are the same sentence.
Witches have black cats because if they had white cats they would have white cat hair all over their clothes.
I'll take "inflation" for 400 billion dollars, Alex.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears, my illegal logging business is a success.
I wonder if the guy who coined the term "One Hit Wonder" came up with any other phrases.