Being an adult is having the "we have food at home" talk with yourself.
Kristian Alekov
Every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends.
Jon
A corn dog is just a meat Twinkie
When you're sick, the advice you get is to literally do drugs and stay out of school.
Being a medieval doctor was probably super easy. "Yeah, you've got blood ghosts, you should do cocaine for it."
Xyuppi
The SPCA needs to open a bar. I know a ton of guys that bring home dogs from the bar.
Xyuppi
if Kaepernick and Tebow were signed as backups for the same team, i believe all our country’s problems would be solved.