Amish girls have no way of knowing if it's a romantic candlelit dinner, or just a regular dinner.
You can say a lot of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly near schools.
Florida
Kids may be a gift, but I like playing with the box it came in.
Xyuppi
Picking your nose doesn't make you a bad person, but what you do with the booger will define you.
me: It's not about how many times you fall. It's about how many times you get back up! cop: That's not how field sobriety tests work...
Xyuppi
The phrase "the truth shall set you free" does not apply to murder.
Remember, pretty much all of the “tough guys” you see on TV and movies were theater majors in college.