Zoning out is your brain’s way of saying “You look bored. Let me take you to a better place.”
My blind neighbor sure does take his dog on a lot of walks...
1990 called, they want their joke about what year it is back.
I sent one of those swabs off for DNA sampling. Apparently, I'm 50% Crest, 25% Denture fixative, 13% kebab, and 12% Rum.
Xyuppi
The Fourth of July was an annual reminder of how useless my dog would be in a war.
Xyuppi
A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me.
I bet it’s pretty hard at a mime’s funeral to figure out when the moment of silence is over.