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It's a good thing farting isn't as contagious as yawning.
Spiderman's Spidey sense is just really spot on anxiety.
I believe in living every day like it's my last day, and on my last day, I plan to take it easy.
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Since 4th of July falls on a Wednesday do we drink the weekend before? the weekend after? That Wednesday? The entire week? The entire month? The entire year?
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I found my first grey pubic hair today. Normally things like this don't bother me, but it was in my Big Mac.
Arguing with people in the comments section is like crack for me. I don't do it.
All cookies are "bite size" if you believe in yourself enough.
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