I wish tanning beds could pop you out like a toaster when you're finished.
Xyuppi
I'm the type of person that loves people...Except when I'm driving. That's when I hate you guys.
Xyuppi
I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline it logged me back onto MySpace
Florida
I bet Jellyfish are sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish.
Xyuppi
Driving with your gas tank door open is the equivalent to having your zipper down.
Florida
A friend of mine just quit his job selling computer parts. He lost his drive.
Xyuppi
This year for Mother's Day, I'm going to make Mom feel 20 years younger by bringing her my laundry.