LinkedIn: Where high school acquaintances proudly show that they eventually grew up and became employable.
The batteries in my electric toothbrush died before I finished. I've never sympathized more with women in my life.
Xyuppi
Sometimes I buy huge pants and take a picture of myself holding them up just to feel like I lost a ton of weight.
Xyuppi
Somebody just gave me a free air guitar..... No strings attached
Targeted ads are trying to sell me a new mattress nowadays. With how much Google knows about me you'd think they'd cap themselves at something like $5 footlongs or stationary.
You can tell what was the best year of your father's life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and just ride it out.
The Simpsons has the same art style as Itchy and Scratchy, so Itchy and Scratchy must be a tv show of real cat and mice .