Note to self: you never read these notes so stop writing them.
If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving. I don’t make the rules.
If you mix vodka, orange juice and milk of magnesia... Do you get a Phillips screwdriver?
This funding crisis in Oklahoma education has got to be addressed! Some of the rural schools have taken to teaching driver’s education and sex education out of the same vehicle.
Robots can do anything we set their mind to
PizzaDr
Haven’t been in a relationship in a while. I forget, am I supposed to start the argument or finish it?
C'mon man, nobody's doing it! - Hipster Peer Pressure