I'm just amazed after all these years that we STILL haven't seen Mario's buttcrack.
Inventor of camping: "Hey, let's go pretend to be homeless."
If I procrastinated any harder right now, it would have to involve time travel.
Russia has been accused of using Facebook to win an election. That's probably the most productive thing ever done on Facebook.
PizzaDr
Having a bit of a lazy day! I'm sitting in my underwear looking for better jobs online. My boss doesn't look amused.
I think I need to go back and delete some really awful cold hearted resist statuses nobody likes. So not to offend anyone if you can all In-box me your passwords that would great.
Surgery beds are basically cutting boards for humans.