Xyuppi
Don’t forget to turn your clock forward tonight to eliminate one hour of Trump’s Presidency.
This "Spring Forward" thing would be a lot more popular if we moved the clocks ahead at 2PM on Monday.
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants. Feefiphobia.
Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
If wookies have a 400 year life span, then Han Solo is basically like Chewbacca's third dog.
You know you've reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.
Too bad alcohol isn't heavily discounted the day after St. Patrick's Day the way candy is after Valentine's Day.